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 This could be Nostradamus' predicted Third Antichrist. Scary. Well, actually it's Posh. Oh, never mind. (Courtesy) Victoria's Secret, founded in the late 1970s as an alternative to uncomfortable department-store lingerie shopping, is America's largest undies dealer by the early 1990s. It goes into overdrive as it starts using supermodels in its catalog and advertising. Soon afterward, the Spice Girls, founded in 1994 as an alternative to the uncomfortably droll British pop music scene and featuring one Victoria Adams as Posh Spice, is the world's top pop act for two solid years. Then, the Spice Girls go under, and Victoria's Secret goes on cruise control. The former Posh Spice marries this ball-kicking bloke named David Beckham, a.k.a. the best soccer player in the world and one of the globe's most recognizable sports figures, and has his kids. V.S. keeps the ship steady and refuses to allow celebrities to model its wares. Profits soar. In 2007, the Spice Girls reunite, record two new songs and plan a world tour -- but not until after Poshy-poo has moved to L.A. so that her beau can help save American pro soccer. Then, today's announcement that Victoria's Secret will roll like Starbucks and be the U.S.'s lone retailer for Spice Girls: Greatest Hits, which will be released on Nov. 13, and that v2.0 of the whirly-girl pop act will make its TV debut during the 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on Dec. 4 on CBS. I smell a conspiracy. I think Victoria Beckham is bent on world domination. Be very, very afraid. Or spicy, because resistance will be futile. E-mail entry: |
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The Jack-o-Lantern on my neighbor's porch + Christina Ricci + Chucky = Her.